Denver In Translation Test: May 2006

Monday, May 01, 2006

test post 10

If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot someone like most people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done. You'd be really surprised.

test post 9

If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."

test post 8

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bitten by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell him it was just a joke.

test post 7

I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because then do you hide from it or not?

test post 6

I think man invented the car by instinct.

test post 5

I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with the Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!" screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what heppened after that.

test post 4

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

test post 3

If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while? Come on, we're not going to hurt it.

test post 2

I'd like to see a guy tap-dancing so fast his legs actually broke, because it would finally establish a "tap barrier", and we could move on from there.

test post 1

If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, “Well, technically that’s illegal.” It might fit in with what somebody just said, and even if it doesn’t, so what, I hate this stupid party.

: Name: Mark Thomas; Location: Denver, Colorado

I have no ambition in this life beyond achieving everything I've dreamed. I don't seek to be right (most of the time), I only seek clarity. I consider myself a student of human behavior and reaction. My findings indicate that the whole of humanity is crazy.

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